My 3 best friends
I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND THIS
penny, please escort him to the door.
Whoa, we can do without the name-calling, thank you very much, used napkin
you see in the UK it’s not about winning
it’s about not coming last
Emmelie De Forest - Only Teardrops (Eurovision 2013)
Awwww well done Denmark! They deserved it even though their alcohol isn’t free!
“I love the smell of cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them.”
the voting is so intense you can cut the tension with the knife that your neighboring country will use to stab your country in the back with
ALCOHOL IS FREE!!!
“take a shot for every time the UK doesnt get points”
at least the alcohol is free
3 points thank you romania honour on your family and your cows
in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful