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posted 1 day ago (originally from pretentiouswanker)
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  • at school: can you stop talking because i dont care
posted 2 days ago (originally from thesummernights)
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  • Follower: I love your blog!
  • Me (in my head): Oh my God oh my God someone actually likes me! Oh my God I hope they're not messing with me this is the coolest thing EVER We will roll down hills and ride unicorns and bake cakeballs we will ship our unicorns together and then we will fangirl into oblivion! Oh my God oh my God this is not a drill, I repeat, this is NOT a drill! AHHHHH ASDFGHJKL
  • Me (on keyboard): Thank you darling, I love you too :)
posted 5 days ago (originally from effie-and-mahogany)
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  • me everyday at any time to everyone ever: I'm so tired
posted 6 days ago (originally from fuckyeahauthordog)
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So it’s summer, right?

thefuuuucomics:

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posted 6 days ago (originally from thefuuuucomics)
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seblaine:

sometimes I keysmash and I’m like jsbsjsjdndh and then I’m like no that’s not right kshejrbtbtjjdh yeah that’s better

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posted 1 week ago (originally from seblaine)
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  • me: ends up feeling bad for the serial killer or villain instead of the victim
posted 1 week ago (originally from nightlockets)
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  • Normal girl problems: Gets invited to two parties, can't decide which one to go to.
  • fangirl problems: Two-sided posters.
posted 1 week ago (originally from butforyouiwillbesuperhuman)
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llcooljofficial:

do you ever use a particular pen or pencil in school a lot and you start getting emotionally attached to it and then you lose it and it’s just another reason to be sad during school

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posted 1 week ago (originally from llcooljofficial-deactivated2012)
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  • when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
  • when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
  • when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately
posted 1 week ago (originally from formido)
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kingfolly:

if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them

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posted 1 week ago (originally from kingfolly)
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posted 1 week ago (originally from thefuuuucomics)
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